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I am OC crazy

lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

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A “male”:

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Or even a lamp:

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oh yes, especially a lamp.

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WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

The next day he arrived and made sure he had his sunglasses on after getting a black eye from running into his door he wasn’t really wanting to take them off,”Hey.” He walked in shutting the door.

She cocked her head to the side when he walked in,”Am I forgetting stuff again or is this a new look?” She looked at the sunglasses.

"Um new look I’ll be wearing them for a week.." He sits down opening the book.

"Why only a week if it is supposed to be a new style?" She raised a brow curiously.

"Just cause I’m not a sunglass guy." He starts to read.

She had more questions but remained silent and listened to the story.

At the end he shut it,”I’ll see ya tomorrow then.”

"If you are not a sunglasses guy, why are you wearing them in the first place?" Helena tried to make what he was saying add up in her head but she couldn’t.

"Doctor’s suggestion." He shrugged.

"Are you hurt?" She wondered.

lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

The next day he arrived and made sure he had his sunglasses on after getting a black eye from running into his door he wasn’t really wanting to take them off,”Hey.” He walked in shutting the door.

She cocked her head to the side when he walked in,”Am I forgetting stuff again or is this a new look?” She looked at the sunglasses.

"Um new look I’ll be wearing them for a week.." He sits down opening the book.

"Why only a week if it is supposed to be a new style?" She raised a brow curiously.

"Just cause I’m not a sunglass guy." He starts to read.

She had more questions but remained silent and listened to the story.

At the end he shut it,”I’ll see ya tomorrow then.”

"If you are not a sunglasses guy, why are you wearing them in the first place?" Helena tried to make what he was saying add up in her head but she couldn’t.

lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

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lucifersnotallthatserious:

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

The next day he arrived and made sure he had his sunglasses on after getting a black eye from running into his door he wasn’t really wanting to take them off,”Hey.” He walked in shutting the door.

She cocked her head to the side when he walked in,”Am I forgetting stuff again or is this a new look?” She looked at the sunglasses.

"Um new look I’ll be wearing them for a week.." He sits down opening the book.

"Why only a week if it is supposed to be a new style?" She raised a brow curiously.

"Just cause I’m not a sunglass guy." He starts to read.

She had more questions but remained silent and listened to the story.

lucifersnotallthatserious:

jinx-proxy:

lucifersnotallthatserious:

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

The next day he arrived and made sure he had his sunglasses on after getting a black eye from running into his door he wasn’t really wanting to take them off,”Hey.” He walked in shutting the door.

She cocked her head to the side when he walked in,”Am I forgetting stuff again or is this a new look?” She looked at the sunglasses.

"Um new look I’ll be wearing them for a week.." He sits down opening the book.

"Why only a week if it is supposed to be a new style?" She raised a brow curiously.

lucifersnotallthatserious:

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

The next day he arrived and made sure he had his sunglasses on after getting a black eye from running into his door he wasn’t really wanting to take them off,”Hey.” He walked in shutting the door.

She cocked her head to the side when he walked in,”Am I forgetting stuff again or is this a new look?” She looked at the sunglasses.

jinx-proxy:

lucifersnotallthatserious:

"I got to bed a little late." She shrugged,"At least it seems the doctors are being less prying so much. Although they probably have other stuff up their sleeve."

"They usually do." He opens the book and starts to read.

"I hope you aren’t apart…

She watched him go and muttered to herself,”If only you knew.”

» Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

spidermxn:

Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 

Plays:
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forever-prospit-dreamers:

joethehellraiser:

techykisses:

beeseverywhere:

elixiroverdose:

thenimbus:

ask-devnul:

julygdiaz:

Tom Kenny tells Marc Maron the origin of Spongebob’s voice.

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Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOO-

too perfect for my blog icant

HJESUS CHRIST

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Jesus fucking Christ

DEAR JESUS

» Psych Wards and Volunteer Hours *change of name for this*

lucifersnotallthatserious:

"I got to bed a little late." She shrugged,"At least it seems the doctors are being less prying so much. Although they probably have other stuff up their sleeve."

"They usually do." He opens the book and starts to read.

"I hope you aren’t apart of what they have up their sleeve," She spoke before going to silence and listening intently to the story.

At the end he slowed down and shut it,”Never would allow it I’ve been on your end…” He mutters standing up.

Helena stared at the ground,”You are the only person on my side. Thank you.” She sighed deeply,”I do deserve to be in here though.”