jaredsasquatch:

I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.

22,681 notes

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

42,237 notes

  • 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
  • Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  • 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
  • Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  • 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  • Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  • 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  • Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  • 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
  • Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  • 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
  • Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.

131,005 notes

sin-maker:

jinx-proxy:

sin-maker:


Leon smiled and rubbed sop on both his and her bodys

Ashni: I smiled.

He rubes her breast

Ashni: I sighed in pleasure.

586 notes

themanicrainbow:

Has this been done yet or…?

62 notes

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

(Source: devoureth)

32,339 notes

jack-and-raven-ask:

 

“You don’t understand. A friend fighting for a friend, a lover trying to give her beloved peace, a son that had the guys to stand up to his family. You don’t have a connection besides being a hired hand. You don’t understand.” I sighed.

Daimon:”This is how we survive in this World. We do what we do best, but not at free.”*I said, sighing, and walking away from her.*

I looked at Raven,”I have a really bad feeling. Could you please just say what you were going to say. I am afraid there won’t be another chance.” I sighed.

2,257 notes

alicethemonstrumologist:

jinx-proxy:

alicethemonstrumologist:

jinx-proxy:

alicethemonstrumologist:

“Oh I know that it isn’t. But fine I won’t give him a hard time.”

Elizabeth: I carries my side in the cage.

She put her side into the cage and closed it while locking it.

Elizabeth: I looked at the big wolf in the cage.”You should probably sleep. I can watch him. He will probably be out for the rest of the night. Also he will be naked when he changes and you don’t want to see that, I can change my vision to this weird thing where I only see heat signatures. I change my sight a lot. But yah I will only see the heat signature making him a giant human blob.” I laughed,”Then you can get your sleep and I will explain stuff to him. Do you have like a robe I can throw at him when he wakes up?”

Alice let out a bit of a sigh and shook her head. “What is it with you being obsessed about me sleeping? I’ve slept plenty enough these past few nights so I think I will be perfectly alright. And I’ve seen a werewolf transform into a werewolf and back before, so its not like its going to affect me in any way.” She let out another sigh and grabbed a freshly cleaned lab coat from a rack and handed it to her. “He can wear this for now.”

Elizabeth:”Humans need to sleep every night.” I looked at her catching the lab coat,”You really should sleep.”

898 notes

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

jinx-proxy:

jack-and-raven-ask:

 

I looked back at Jack. I readjusted my mask and looked coward again.

Jack:*I then stood straight, dusting my shoulders.*

I stood next to Raven.

Raven:*I shivered up a bit looking at Jack:*”Exhibitionist.”

((?))

((The Writer: He just jumped from 2km high and survived. He is showing that he can.))

I didn’t hear Raven. I was focused on my bad feeling. I tried to ignore it but it was getting worse.

Jack:*I raised a brow and then started walking towards the exit of the Park.*

I followed.

Raven:*I walked close to her.*

I kept trying to ignore my bad feeling. I true to make myself think about something else.

Raven:*I looked everywhere, my mask on.*

I wondered where Daimon was trying to keep my attention away from the feeling.

Daimon:*I walked behind everyone, my hands inside the overcoat:*”This whole plan is suicidal, I say.”

“And?” I sighed.”Fighting for what we believe in. It’s a good way to go.”

Daimon:”It’s stupid.”*I said, looking around.*

“You don’t understand. A friend fighting for a friend, a lover trying to give her beloved peace, a son that had the guys to stand up to his family. You don’t have a connection besides being a hired hand. You don’t understand.” I sighed.

2,257 notes